UrsulaSteinberg: Archive

I love baklava. Just saying.

Dec 30th

Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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Watching season 2 of Farscape. Loving it.

Dec 28th

Spoilsport!

inothernews: Read this before you go any further. ursulasteinberg: rippedofflabels: tinfoiltigers: thebansteven: The following question was asked at the University of Copenhagen in a physics exam: “”Describe how to determine the height of a skyscraper with a barometer.” One student replied: “You tie a long piece of string to the neck of the barometer, then lower the barometer from...

Dec 28th

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"30 Rock"

JENNA: Jack. What are you doing in Wardrobe?
JACK: Latest research is in.  Our audience doesn't like
JENNA: Oh?  That's too bad.  I like green.
JACK: Research doesn't lie, Jenna.  It lets us know what we're thinking: what's too boring, what's too gay, what's too old...
JENNA: What's "too old"?
JACK: That's a very good question.  How old are you?
JENNA: I'm 29.
JACK: What year were you born?
JENNA: 1977.
JACK: When'd you graduate high school?
JENNA: '94.
JACK: When do you turn 40?
JENNA: Twenty seventeen.
JACK: Junior high crush?
JENNA: Kirk Cameron.
JACK: Prom theme?
JENNA: Motownphilly - Boys II Men.
JACK: What movie did you lose your virginity at?
JENNA: "Arachnophobia."
JACK: Theater or drive-in?
JENNA (beat): What's a drive-in?

Dec 28th

Legend

rippedofflabels: tinfoiltigers: thebansteven: The following question was asked at the University of Copenhagen in a physics exam: “”Describe how to determine the height of a skyscraper with a barometer.” One student replied: “You tie a long piece of string to the neck of the barometer, then lower the barometer from the roof of the skyscraper to the ground. The length of the string plus...

Dec 28th

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I don’t know why I follow KRudd on Twitter, everthing he posts makes me cringe.

Dec 28th

I am NOT going to open a bottle of wine at...

bowlingalleylawyer: I’ve done a lot to avoid this. It’s not midnight here - I say go for it!!!!

Dec 27th

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Dec 27th

Wrong. →

tjpytheas: rsmallbone: plaidlemur: jonathaneunice: What goes on here?! Wait… I’m not sure I really want or need to know. (via nosecontacto : Viesturs Links Photography) Can the Fundamentalists please look at this picture and finally stop saying we’re not related to the other great apes? For a second I thought this was a photo from when I got my vasectomy. This man is blowing...

Dec 26th

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‘Sweet child of mine’ is on the radio.

Dec 26th

Dec 25th

Knob-nose

Dec 25th

Dec 24th

No I do not want to engage in an argument about what virgin means in ancient Aramaic when we are having Christmas breakfast. I want to eat French toast and bacon and maple syrup.

Dec 24th

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